With a world so big, why do we always think small

The Chingaling Chronicles

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I am just another white guy who claims to have most of the answers to some of life's simplest problems.  I am a Jesus loving, beer drinking, Who Dat Nationalist who also happens to be a Republican.  I am only ashamed of one of those descriptions.  Before you leave, hear me out.  This site is not about political affiliation, it's about solutions and hopefully a little humor.  I align myself with the Republican party because, on paper at least, they will let me keep more of my money and get out of my way.  I am ashamed of the Republican party because they are filled with a bunch of wusses.  I just needed to get that out there for the sake of full disclosure.  I intend on keeping this site transparent, well I intend on disclosing what ever I feel lyke disclosing.  I am also a hypocrite.  As I pointed out earlier, I am a Saints fan, and when they disappoint me on game day, all I have to do is think 28-3 and I am instantly filled with joy.

I am a man of many limitations. None more so than a limited capacity to discern my logical thought from my emotional heart. My thumos from my logos. This is normally not a problem because while my intellect is small, I have always managed to look at issues from both sides of the proverbial coin and around its edges. That is until this past week. Father Abraham had many Sons and I am one of them.

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Who would be so bold as to put the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob on trial and make a case against Him? Who would give him the authority to hold such a trial? Who could and or would sit as judge and jury? Who would have the audacity to act as executioner if God were to be found guilty?

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This may come as a surprise for many of you, but this was a pretty easy blog to write, especially considering that I am a fan of his presidency. It is easy because for all the good Trump did, he was equally as bad. All of today's problems are the result of Trump's decisions.

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I have recently joked about how hard it is going to be critical against the Republican party, but as I stated, that was all in jest. I am a Republican despite Republican leadership. I am a Republican because it is the party of compassion, freedom, and limited government.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have already laid out an airtight case against the democratic party in the last couple of episodes, but this should put the nail in the coffin. We already know that they are the party of racism, big government, anti-family, and I would not be surprised if every single Falcon fan was a democrat.

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Last week's episode went well. Erin was happy that I at least tried to be less abrasive. So, for the tyme being I will continue this "nicer" version of my contemptuous blog designed to show light on the evils of the democratic party.

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This is not going to be in the style of the blowhard you have become accustomed to. It's not that I am getting soft, it's just that sometymes my sincerity gets lost while I am berating. I would lyke to say that I get caught up in the moment and am just full of unbridled passion and can't help myself. But the truth is, I'm an asshole.

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When is enough enough? You cannot escape the politics of the day. Even if you do not watch the news or scroll through Facebook, you are constantly bombarded with politics or political activism. Hell, that waste of space, and hopefully the next Democrat nominee for President AOC made veggies political.

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Do you know what we haven't had in a while? A bubble to bust. Many warn that it could be the “everything” bubble. Run to the hills because the sky is falling! Now don't get wrong, we have serious problems, and we are without leaders to lead us through troubled waters, but there is still, dare I say, hope. There are institutions primed to bust and I am going to give my best guess of what it will be and how we “could” recover from it. I feel as though I am very qualified to make this prediction because as many of you already know, I have seen several covers of the Wall Street Journal.

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Hopefully, Americans have had a chance to let the Supreme Court's overturning Roe V Wade set in and come to realize what it could mean for the betterment of all of us. Ironically to do so you must first put aside abortion because that optimism is not about abortions at all, but rather power being put back into the states and ultimately to its citizens. But, before we can address those optimisms, we must at least touch upon abortion.

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Well, I am back, baby. Warts and all. While I would love to get right back into raging against the most incompetent administration since the days of the peanut-brained Carter, I figured this first week back, I would focus on what I am grateful for.

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Dr. Suess is bad, Republicans show they are willing to pretend to fight, and I agreed with a statement President Obama made. This was a crazy week. Obama said elections matter, well no shit, so we do agree on something

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Ignatius J. Reilly
Social thinker

Yep, it's a blog. I can say with certainty that the words do form sentences. The thoughts are preposterous, and the delivery is mundane. I have seen better composition in a Lucky Dog.

 

Jefferson Brick
Constant Reader

I am not one to use the term "fake news" lightly, but this a perfect case of elucidation of fake news. It is nothing more than fear mongering.

  

Ignatius J. Reilly
philosopher

Good lord! Boethius is rolling over in his tomb. Ray must either be censored or banished through the vortex into the whirlpool of despair that is Baton Rouge. I shall not rest until he is silenced.

  

Charles F. Kane
A real news man

While the so called news articles answers the who, what, when, where, why, and how; they also create a question. That question is simply, huh.

  

Ignatius J. Reilly
philosopher

Just knowing that this website exists turns my insides against me. If this mongoloid is allowed to tarnish the good name of the internet and all that is holy inside its cybernet vaults, with blasphemes ramblings , then we must indeed be living in the end days.

 

Ignatius J. Reilly
Voice of reason

And now they have contributors. Lord give me strength. If any more people are allowed to join this band of misfits, it will truly become a confederacy of nitwits.

   

Tyler Durden
community organizer

This guy is nothing more than a poser. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in my... nevermind, I can't talk about that. Rules are rules.

   

O'Brian
Ministry of Truth

This is the kind of non-sense I was trying to save you from. Miss me yet?

    
Uptown man lost in Kenner
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Uptown man lost in Kenner

Is this the normal we were warned about?

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Unrest at a Funeral
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Unrest at a Funeral

Mourners from all over gathered in Burnt Corn to give their respect and say goodbye to local celebrity Ricky “the Ramma Slamma” Henchcombe (82). Hundreds of people crammed into the town hall for the memorial service and hundreds more were present at Heavenly Pass Cemetery.

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Shelter in Place Killer
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Shelter in Place Killer

(Haddonfield, IL) Local officials are warning locals to use extreme caution this Halloween. This warning is coming off the discovery of 9 bodies this week, including the Tenenbaums, family of 4, found last night.

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The Perfect Game at the DMV
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The Perfect Game at the DMV

(Oatmeal, TX) Thursday afternoon, the Department of Motor Vehicles accomplished something that has never been done in the United States: they pitched a perfect game.

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The Tall Tale Was Not So Tall, or Even a Tale after All
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The Tall Tale Was Not So Tall, or Even a Tale after All

(Adak, Alaska) Chances are that if you have been in Adak for a week, you have heard Harrison Thornton’s (81) tale, and if you have been here for the last 50 years, you know it by heart. In fact, many storytellers have been peddling his tale to magazines and cruise line tourists for decades. When people ask him why he does not stop people from making money for his story, he normally responds in classic Thornton fashion, "My reward will be greater than all the gold in Alaska."

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All Dressings Matter
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All Dressings Matter

A new study from Yale explains what you can learn from dressings served on Thanksgiving. The study spanned 10 years and diagnosed over 100,000 Thanksgiving dinners from all over the United States. The research team was headed by Dr. Sanders, who has doctorates in psychology and culinary sides.

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It's a Hard Luck Life for Grifters in the Pandemic
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It's a Hard Luck Life for Grifters in the Pandemic

(Angels Camp, CA) 2020 has been a hard year for everybody. While families deal with the loss of loved ones and businesses are forced to close their doors, one group has been completely ignored, the grifter. Grifters or con artists depend on a thriving economy to survive, and 2020 has been especially difficult for them.

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Cheating, a Murder, and Cornhole
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Cheating, a Murder, and Cornhole

Goofy Ridge, Il.) When family and friends gathered at the Windt’s home Saturday, they expected good chili, heartwarming fellowship, cold beer, and some competitive cornhole action. What they did not expect was murder.

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A Jamaican honeymoon and Unwanted Package

We tried our best to find comfort in the Miami Airport during a long layover, which would conclude with us flying to Jamaica. Still dog-tired from the wedding two days earlier. A wedding many people had already dubbed "The Wedding of the Century".

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Dead End at the Top of the Mountain

Sometymes you set forth on one adventure only to find yourselves in a completely different adventure altogether. Or you think you are in a comedy, but then the filter suddenly changes, and just before it's too late you realize that you're in a horror story. Well, that's exactly what happened to Shanda, Drew, and myself during a trip to Arkansas. We went there for a birth but somehow ended up on a mountain.

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They Came in Peace

Every so often we are chosen to deliver warnings or news of good tidings. It is fewer tymes that we are charged with the latter, but when we are asked to do the former it sometymes is a blessing. I was five years old when I had to deliver a warning to the good people of Portland, Arkansas.

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A Spider, A Drum, and Lite Vandalism

As the summer becomes to an end, we must accept the inevitable, school is about to commence. But you mustn't fret, that also means high school football. Nothing says high school football more than rivalries. Jesuit and Holy Cross, Ruston and Neville, Rummel and whoever

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The Young Boy and the Pond

There are many rites of passage for boys. First crush. First kiss. First pet. Death of the first pet. The first tyme climbing up then falling out of a tree. The first tyme listening to American Pie in all 8 and half minutes of mesmerizing brilliance. Death of a family member. Being picked up by a parent for the last tyme. One of mine stands out more than the rest, well maybe not the first kiss one, but over the rest of them. Today I will tell you about the first tyme I caught a fish.

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The Bank Robbery

An unfortunate fact is that innocent people spend years in prison. Innocent people are often implicated and charged with crimes for just being in the wrong place at the wrong time. In the summer of '97, I happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and after a series of unfortunate events, I was implicated in a bank robbery. I would love to say I was without any wrong doing, but my twenty-one year-old self didn't make good decisions. My twenty-one-year-old self rarely thought past the moment

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The Wonderful World of Movie Magic

Lyke most families, ours is one that bonds over movies. I may not remember birthdays or the names of many of my great uncles, but I can recall in vivid detail watching American Werewolf in London at my grandparent's house in Montrose, AK in 1982. Oddly enough at the same grandparent's house(different town) I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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The Gator

My story about my first encounter with an alligator and an ancient descendant of a god

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POETRY THE FIRST 4
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POETRY THE FIRST 4

These are 4 poems written by an amateur writer and an even more amateur poet.

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You Wanted More, Here you are

(Hello again. I guess I should thank you for all of your support. Thanks (sarcasm) I did not see this happening. Who would have guessed so many of you would of actually read their blog?

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I present to you The Buck Brothers

(Warning! This is not at a Blog in a traditional sense. My name is Travis, and I am one of the Buck Brothers students in their dance class. The other day, they overheard a dance mom talking about a Blog she read. I don’t think they understood what a Blog was, but they wanted one.

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Everyday around 3:15 I begin to get anxious, because I know the phone is about to ring. My wife will be calling to discuss our favorite daily decision, dinner. The dance begins and it is not a sexy one like the tango, or even a sweet side to side shuffle. No, ours is more of a satanic Do-si-do.

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My co-worker is driving me crazy with his theories of subtext in Marvel movies. Thor: Ragnarok for instance is supposed to be some sort of social commentary about how we all live in a world built on colonialism.

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Dear Ray Ray, When I first started dating my wife, she made me a meatless lasagna and I lied and said I loved it.

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Over the summer a young couple moved in next door. They quickly became part of our pod. I can’t believe I just said “pod.”

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I am at a lost. My wife and I have 3 wonderful children, well 2 wonderful children. Our youngest has decided she is a vegetarian.

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Since I started this website, many of you have been emailing me questions or asking for advice. I believe that I am qualified to answer your questions because I have read over 50 “Dear Abby” columns

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Secret Cabal
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Secret Cabal

This is an eye opening article about how the left shaped the 2020 election. Although it was written as a celebration, I see it as a confession. let me know how you read it.

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Putting Covid-19 into Perspective
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Putting Covid-19 into Perspective

This article written by Dr. Angelo Codevilla, the author of The Ruling Class: How They Corrupted America and What We Can Do About It, explains how the government, with the help of the media, took advantage of Covid19 and may have overplayed their hand.

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Free Speech is Under Attack
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Free Speech is Under Attack

With attacks on free speech becoming more and more popular, Ms. Hermann's article explains the dangers and what is to come.

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The Monkees; 40+ years of Awesome
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The Monkees; 40+ years of Awesome

The Monkees will always hold a special place in heart, not becasue of their zany antics or catchy tunes, but for the lifelong bonds forged in their music. This is a decent overview of that fun loving band. Enjoy.

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No Bones About it
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No Bones About it

I have often wondered what I would lyke to leave Erin when I die, and it always comes back to one thing; my skull. I imagined her displaying it on the mantle, and her new husband rubbing it before heading of to work. As of now that dream seems unattainable as explained in this fun article.

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The Great American Mask Debate
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The Great American Mask Debate

You should never listen to just one side of an argument, and since most people have only heard what the leftist run mainstream media has said about mask and lockdowns, here is an article about masks and science that Democrats don't want you to know.

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My brother, my Marine
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My brother, my Marine

I am very proud of all my brothers I served with in Iraq. There is a great bond that is almost impossible to explain. My buddy Mudcat, is one of baddest men I have ever known, and his book is some raw, bad ass poetry. Check out his book "Burned in Babylon"

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I snuck myself in here
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I snuck myself in here

This article does not technically belong, but it's my website, so I do what I want. This was a subsmission for a writing contest. It is not very good. It's rushed and very disjointed, but it's mine. And for every two people who read it, I earn a penny. So there you go. Read it up and share with a million of your closest friends.

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