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Is this the normal we were warned about?

Mourners from all over gathered in Burnt Corn to give their respect and say goodbye to local celebrity Ricky “the Ramma Slamma” Henchcombe (82). Hundreds of people crammed into the town hall for the memorial service and hundreds more were present at Heavenly Pass Cemetery.

(Haddonfield, IL) Local officials are warning locals to use extreme caution this Halloween. This warning is coming off the discovery of 9 bodies this week, including the Tenenbaums, family of 4, found last night.

(Oatmeal, TX) Thursday afternoon, the Department of Motor Vehicles accomplished something that has never been done in the United States: they pitched a perfect game.

(Adak, Alaska) Chances are that if you have been in Adak for a week, you have heard Harrison Thornton’s (81) tale, and if you have been here for the last 50 years, you know it by heart. In fact, many storytellers have been peddling his tale to magazines and cruise line tourists for decades. When people ask him why he does not stop people from making money for his story, he normally responds in classic Thornton fashion, "My reward will be greater than all the gold in Alaska."

A new study from Yale explains what you can learn from dressings served on Thanksgiving. The study spanned 10 years and diagnosed over 100,000 Thanksgiving dinners from all over the United States. The research team was headed by Dr. Sanders, who has doctorates in psychology and culinary sides.

(Angels Camp, CA) 2020 has been a hard year for everybody. While families deal with the loss of loved ones and businesses are forced to close their doors, one group has been completely ignored, the grifter. Grifters or con artists depend on a thriving economy to survive, and 2020 has been especially difficult for them.

Goofy Ridge, Il.) When family and friends gathered at the Windt’s home Saturday, they expected good chili, heartwarming fellowship, cold beer, and some competitive cornhole action. What they did not expect was murder.