Dear Ray Ray,
Over the summer a young couple moved in next door. They quickly became part of our pod. I can’t believe I just said “pod.” Anyway, we all became fast friends. We put a gate joining our back yards so our kids could play freely, and we wouldn’t have to talk over the fence. We even went camping a couple times. When they put a “Feel the Burn” sign in yard I just figured everybody has at least one quirk, hell, I enjoy the smooth sounds of Kenny G from time to time. I was not even concerned when they replaced his “Bernie” sign with a “Harris/Biden” sign. Everything was good until the NFL playoffs started and he not only put a Tom Brady sign, but they also flew a Buccaneers flag. I have tried to remain cordial, but I’m seething inside.
Help me Ray Ray!
Sincerely,
Can all Fences be Mended
Dear Can all fences be mended,
You have an uphill battle, that’s for sure. Buccaneer fans are the gateway fanhood. Before long, you might start seeing Panther flags, then Cowgirl flags, and then ultimately a Dirty bird flag, God forbid. Before I can help you, you must help yourself. Purge yourself of Kenny G and replace him with some Trombone Shorty or Big Sam and his Funky Nation. After you do that we can talk.
Ray Ray