Ignatius J. Reilly
Social thinker

Yep, it's a blog. I can say with certainty that the words do form sentences. The thoughts are preposterous, and the delivery is mundane. I have seen better composition in a Lucky Dog.

 

Jefferson Brick
Constant Reader

I am not one to use the term "fake news" lightly, but this a perfect case of elucidation of fake news. It is nothing more than fear mongering.

  

Ignatius J. Reilly
philosopher

Good lord! Boethius is rolling over in his tomb. Ray must either be censored or banished through the vortex into the whirlpool of despair that is Baton Rouge. I shall not rest until he is silenced.

  

Charles F. Kane
A real news man

While the so called news articles answers the who, what, when, where, why, and how; they also create a question. That question is simply, huh.

  

Ignatius J. Reilly
philosopher

Just knowing that this website exists turns my insides against me. If this mongoloid is allowed to tarnish the good name of the internet and all that is holy inside its cybernet vaults, with blasphemes ramblings , then we must indeed be living in the end days.

 

Ignatius J. Reilly
Voice of reason

And now they have contributors. Lord give me strength. If any more people are allowed to join this band of misfits, it will truly become a confederacy of nitwits.

   

Tyler Durden
community organizer

This guy is nothing more than a poser. He wouldn't last 5 minutes in my... nevermind, I can't talk about that. Rules are rules.

   

O'Brian
Ministry of Truth

This is the kind of non-sense I was trying to save you from. Miss me yet?