(Hello again. I guess I should thank you for all of your support. Thanks (sarcasm) I did not see this happening. Who would have guessed so many of you would of actually read their blog? The dance moms are ecstatic. Buck Naked even mentioned that he might even take over the typing, but when I smiled and said “really?” they both almost fell on the floor laughing. Rats. So here I am, again, trying to male sense out of what they are calling “a gift for all mankind”)
Buck Wylde: OK Naked, what do we have for the good people this week?
Buck Naked: My man, we got some great stuff lined up. During my morning meditation (He means his morning dump) I came up with 4 Tenets for success.
BW: What? Like a song or some shit? BN: Humbrah, no man. Those are called sonnets. We are going to tell the people our 4 Tenets for success.
(Buck Wylde still looking confused, opened a beer)
BW: Oh, I think I got you, man. Real estate!
BN: What?
BW: You’re right! No matter what, if you have a four plex, and always have tenants, you aint got shit to worry about. Success!
(after a patented Buck Naked face palm)
BN: Duuuude, I said tenets, not tenants. One “n” just one.
(after a very long pull of his beer, Buck Wylde stared out the window)
BW: Travis, go ahead and erase what you got. I think we gonna start over.
(I smile and not, but nope.)
(Buck Naked then spent the better part of an hour explaining to Wylde what tenets are. Then they went over the ones Naked had come up with. They then added some. At one point there was 30 tenets. They then decided that less is more. Which is their same approach to dance lessons. So, they haggled and fought over the tenets that should remain and decided on three.)
BW: So Naked, what do we have for our people this week?
BN: Well, Wylde, this week I decided that we should share our three TENETS, that have made us a success for over 25 years.
BW: Folks, ya’ll are in for a treat. These 3 tenets are something that is very sacred to us. Everyday for the past 25 plus years, we read these tenets aloud and try to live by their principals.
BN: That’s right, and since they have worked so well for us, we have decided to share them with you today.
BW: Number one, always seek out the advice from the elderly. They have been there and done that.
BN: Number two, treat all women with respect, even the not so good-looking ones.
BW: Even the ones that used to be a man.
BN: Yep, and even the ones that turn into men, remember they still a woman, just with a dick.
BW: Finally, be kind to most kids.
(They then went on and on about how some kids are just assholes, so you can treat them however you want, just don’t beat ‘em)
BN: On behalf of Buck Wylde, I am Buck Naked and remember don’t look for fights, but if you are in one, win. Peace out!