Since I started this website, many of you have been emailing me questions or asking for advice. I believe that I am qualified to answer your questions because I have read over 50 “Dear Abby” columns, almost watched an entire Dr. Phil episode, seen every Cheers and Frasier episodes, plus I believe Sensei Johnny Lawrence is the way, and finally because I prescribe to Jack Burton’s Pork Chop Express philosophy. Come to think of it, I am more than qualified to answer all your life’s questions.