Ask Ray Ray

Everyday around 3:15 I begin to get anxious, because I know the phone is about to ring. My wife will be calling to discuss our favorite daily decision, dinner. The dance begins and it is not a sexy one like the tango, or even a sweet side to side shuffle. No, ours is more of a satanic Do-si-do.

My co-worker is driving me crazy with his theories of subtext in Marvel movies. Thor: Ragnarok for instance is supposed to be some sort of social commentary about how we all live in a world built on colonialism.

Dear Ray Ray, When I first started dating my wife, she made me a meatless lasagna and I lied and said I loved it.

Over the summer a young couple moved in next door. They quickly became part of our pod. I can’t believe I just said “pod.”

I am at a lost. My wife and I have 3 wonderful children, well 2 wonderful children. Our youngest has decided she is a vegetarian.

Since I started this website, many of you have been emailing me questions or asking for advice. I believe that I am qualified to answer your questions because I have read over 50 “Dear Abby” columns