After reading some of  the training to be less white I was trying to figure out other ways to darken my whiteness 
1) I should tell less jokes. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick
2) I will not do a shimmy if I change lanes without rolling over the reflectors
3) I will no longer yell “Kobe” everytyme I throw a balled up piece of paper in a trash can